markofthemask

2009-01-11T02:26:00.000-08:00

The northern nation of Norway has joined our Ski Mask International Team: SMIT. Welcome to our new SMIT member. We have alerted the entire SMIT team to the new threat from cannabis - endestin. It is not in the weed, it is in the seed. But the Norwegian police are onto it. Last month a suspect package arrived through the post, and it looked like any other innocent package containing porn or some other legal contents. But this one posed danger to society. Sent from Global Hemp, it contained seeds of the deadly weed, Cannabis sativa: hemp. Worse than smack or crack. This was the real thing, hemp. And so the SMIT team alerted the Norwegian SWAT teams who rose from their slumber, donned their Ski Mask Society uniforms and went on the rampage. SMIT and SWAT saved the day. It turned out that the seeds contained protein, and not just any protein, it had edistin. 65% of the protein in the seeds, or achenes as some pedantic botanist might call them, is edistin. But we're not fooled by the incredible edible edistin schtick, we know this is a danger to society. So thankfully, after a 7 hour siege, the package was sent back to Global Hemp. We are not relaxing security at this point though, the whole nation is now on green alert for more of these edistin containing hemp seeds.
Tune in next week for more of the adventures of SMIT and the anti-hemp brigade, which expects any minute to bust the likes of bloggers who promote hemp on sites such as Minawear, GeoMio, The Hemp Shop, and Hemp for Victory.

Tune in next week for more exciting adventures of the anti-hemp brigade, Tamsin Omond, Jonathan Ross and the Primrose Hill Society Brat Pack.

2009-01-06T11:38:00.000-08:00

We are very unhappy here at the Mark of the Mask Foundation. For one thing, Jonathan Ross has been in exile in America, where he walks Main Street on a mission to return. And so he will, but he has lost pay. This must be corrected, I would hope that some money can be taken out of other things, like the NHS, and given to this hero of the society. Why are we giving money to sick people when there are cool people like Jonathan Ross losing dosh?
There are other reasons to be depressed as sell. The girl in the top image, Tam sin Omond, has not been able to pull off any more protests and has not made her own multi-million pound deal. In fact, lots of impolite bloggers have been making some quite disparaging remarks, especially over at www.hempforvictory.blogpost.com and www.schmoontherun.blogspot.com Is he on the run for something he said? Schmoo better hope we do not catch up with him!
And then there was a real shock at the end of last year, when we found out that the Queen made a big mistake and honoured six people for their heroism on 7/7 - but NO MENTION OF RACHEL NORTH! What kind of queen is this, and that is queen with a small q...
We're sick of people like William Rodriguez and Woody Harrelson getting all the attention for saving lives and environmental activism, we want RACHEL NORTH and TAMSIN OMOND to rule! Rule! That means, get Betty Windsor another job and let's have some real Queens (with a capital Q - and I do not mean Elton John) to rule for a long long time! Move over rocket man and anyone else, the Ski Mask Society is here to make sure we get respect for our people, especially rich kids!

2008-11-03T04:01:00.000-08:00

Recently Jonathan Ross has been attacked! He made some very funny jokes about a Satanic Slut his friend Russel Brand screwed over a couch, and then did a public service by calling the girl's grandfather live on radio to let him know. For this he deserves a raise, we are starting to take a collection because not only did he not get a raise, but he got laid off for weeks. Imagine. We need to make this a priority and raise £16,000 a day to cover his losses. Eat less. Buy less. Send your money to the Ross Cause, a non-registered charity audited by Doofus McDoofus. We cannot just let him go without.
We do not need petitions for people like Gary Mckinnon or Kerry Howes, don't worry about them, they can get screwed in US jails and rot, but we have a real emergency here with Jonathan Ross. Help us out. Give till you got nothing left, then go rob a deli and give some more.

2008-07-19T08:39:00.000-07:00

THE WEED IS GONNA GET WHACKED!

This here is a field of mary -j- wanna. The evil weed. There are some folks think just cause we can make rope and paper and medicine and food and other useful items from it we ought to grow it. Dirt like George Washington think like that - Thomas Jefferson - but we have George Bush and not these founding father guys to lead the Homeland. So the homeland will be hemp free, and people elsewhere like Kenyon Gibson who write about this on hemp blogs are our enemy. But we have other enemies. Just think, there is going to be an article on hemp in the Ecologist. So we may want to do a protest outside their offices in London, and then we will head to the BBC to demand more money for Jonathan Ross. The Ross Cause is not forgotten.

And other causes are not forgotten either. We have our eyes on the law lords who are not bowing the the US and sending over innocent citizens - now they are deliberating the cause of Gary Mckinnon, and we would like to see him sent over to set a precedent so we can get more people in orange jumps suits. And these will not be made of hemp.

We want more SUVs on the streets and boots on the ground in Eye-raq. We do not want electric cars and solar powered turbines. Or other alternatives to energy.

Remeber the good ol' days when men sent their wives to get raped on the wedding night to the Lord of the land? Droits de seigneur. I say have them back again and let's shut up all these environmentalists. We can allow some of them to work, for instance, those who want to grow more cotton. Since this will deplete the water supply, then people will get more humble and we can bring back all those good laws. Really cool people and people like Jonathan Ross will make more money and we will have won.

2008-06-28T05:43:00.000-07:00

WE ARE GOING TO GET YOU GUYS!

The guy in the subersive shirt is Tony Gosling, who was arrested by 10 cops and had his door battered down, his computer and mobile taken.

There were no charges pressed but we do not need charges - we are out to make society safe from people who ask awkward questions, and Tony has asked too many awkward questions.

Some of his friends are questioning the integrity of Rachel North - who in our opinion is a saint and ought to be the Queen! Rachel North is a heroine who no one ought to ever question. Especially Tony Gosling.

And his girlfriend. We had her arrested as well. Best to teach your whole family a lesson. The press is our tool and idle minds are our workshop, and we are hard at work. So watch out.

Talking about families, we are going to deal with Natalie Bracht. Natalie Bracht is on the run with her 5 kids after getting tipped off that we were going to take them away. We hate when people interfere. We send lots of cops to arrest people and bash in their doors and mess up their lives when they do that. The general public better take note. Do not ask questions and try to stop us. We are superior to your laws, your government, your queen, your whole way of life. We will be nice to you if you obey.

Now, Natalie Bracht is Jewish, but she is the wrong kind of Jewish. For one thing, she speaks German, so good Jews whom we like and approve of might call her sabonim, Hebrew for 'soap'. And she is on record saying she refused to join the sayanim, that is, Mossad helpers. A rabbi was nice to her and asked her to join, but she insists she did not, so now he is not nice to her, and we are going to get her! Take her kids to teach this sabon a lesson. She should also not be saying that there are plans for a bomb in Belfast to make it look like Moslems and help start a war with Syria. She ought to keep her mouth shut and listen to us. We are important, and anyone who contradicts us or asks awkward questions is going to get labelled a loony. We send the press is to act nice, then we get your mugshot in the papers to vilify you and your mates.

The Ski Mask Society is thus helping the world! The world rejoices when we arrest awkward people, and it will rejoice when we get Natalie Bracht. We will get her and teach her not to talk about the possibility that 7/7 was an inside job! And then we are going to come after the rest of you, even if lots of you are Jewish, because then you are the wrong kind of Jewish, like Barbara Hatch Rosenberg who asked awkward questions about the anthrax attacks. The FBI agreed with her, but those were the wrong kind of FBI agents, so we have to get them too. We have files on Barry Chamish, Jarred Israel, Danny Goldberg, all of you.

And then everyone can get a microchip in their hand. This is ORDER! And with that order, we can put Rachel North in charge and shut you all up, especially bloggers who question Rachel North's story. And we can shut down physics911.net! We can arrest David Ray Griffin and William Rodriguez! And then things will happen to other researchers as happened to Mike Zebuhr!

Tony Gosling is free, but in the future, bear in mind that we are looking to send you all to secret camps in Eastern Europe as Joe Scarborough demanded on MSNBC. That is the press we like because it supports our super duper agenda!

2008-03-28T12:00:00.000-07:00

WATCH OUT TRUTH SEEKERS! WE HAVE OUR EYES ON YOU. AND NOW YOU ARE GOING TO THE CAMPS.
How dare you disrupt a Clinton rally with your signs asking for the truth about 9/11? What will you think of next - probably claim the Reichstag Fire was an inside job or that Nero burned Rome.
But we know who you are, and now that the brave and super-duper courageous Joe Scarborough and his hosts on MSNBC
demanded that you be tasered, arrested, and sent to secret camps in Eastern Europe, we are after you. And also all those people talking about the book of Revelations and the number 666 in the bar codes. And anyone talking about insustrial hemp, and that includes George Washington.
So watch out, you better be good, you better not shout, cause Satan Clause is coming to a home near you to teach you the basic all American right to shut the hell up.
We mean it, talk about 9/11, Bush child abuse scandals, 666 in the bar codes, and anything else like that and we will take action. And do you know what we have in mind when we say Eastern Europe? Belsen - we can re-open it. Make it new and improved. Add more showers to Auschwitz, more work hours in Dachau. Homeland Security is on the move! With the Ski Mask Society behind them 100%!!!!!!!!!!!
And for Joe Scarborough, we move that he get a pay raise and make 6 million pounds a year for three years, just like Jonathan Ross - and you don't find him talking about 9/11 as an inside job.
So take the money or get yourself an orange jump suit.
But we'll be nice on one point, if you don't like Eastern Europe, you can go to Abu Ghraib.
As Joe said, "I hope we have a special prison for 9/11 conspiracy theorists."
So you have been warned, and guess what, the press is on our side! We have George Monbiot and Johann Hari! And David Aaronowitz! And Polly Toynbee! And Chip Berlet!And Michael Chertoff's cousin who writes in the Hearst press! Yes, we can go after you in the press, like Hearst went after Jews and Negroes and Latins, we can run you down and to hell with any Constitution!
The 4th Estate after you, you questioners! Don't think Robert Fisk or any other journalist is going to stick their precious head above any parapets for you losers!
What is your crime? You asked questions after the press had spoken! Get this through your little heads, when Murdoch, Hearst, Rev. Moon and others give you the official story, don't you dare doubt it! Look what happened to Mike Zebuhr - he got shot and then the police just let his murderer go - 'cause the police are on our side!
So don't go listening to no Puerto Rican janitor named William Rodriguez, cause he just might disappear. So what if he was a hero who saved hundreds of lives? The press does not want to hear him, they refused to print his interview in the Guardian, and they are not going to have any sympathy with you losers! They are on the side of the Ski Mask Society and we will give them awards for their loyalty! So don't go against the grain. Listen to your journalists and you will stay unharmed. You are untermenschen!
Please note, you have been warned.
Remember: ignorance = strength, and Arbeit macht frei.
Sieg Heil!

2008-03-28T11:57:00.000-07:00

2008-03-28T11:51:00.000-07:00

KILL THE WHALES!!!
We need to take action now to help climate change and kill all whales.
For more information on this campaign, check out the posting from 26 March 2008 at www.schmoontherun.blogspot.com

The Ski Mask Society is teaming up with Fiends of the Earth to help kill whales, use more cotton so we can have more dead farmers, and use more trees for paper.

We oppose the use of hemp for paper, textiles, fuel or medicine.

Skimasks ought to be made of cotton! We love it!

But not whales, we are out to rid the seas of them.

Tony Juniper of Fiends of the Earth is supporting much of our campaign, especially in regards to using all tree pulp paper for his office and wearing cotton only clothing.

Whales, you better watch out!

2008-02-07T03:42:00.000-08:00

The guy above is Ian Norris, who ran a UK company legally for UK laws. But in the US, there would be different laws, and it is time we get the world to know there are different laws and that they better accept that. UK MPs Joan Ryan and John Reid are on our side, they are supporters of the Ski Mask Society!

So let's get some more support and EXTRADITE IAN NORRIS! EXTRADITE IAN NOW!

WE WANT TO SEE JOAN RYAN HAVE HER WAY AND SUPPORT THE US IN THEIR EXTRADITION OF IAN NORRIS!

By the way, his lawyers are asking about evidence - but does the US need evidence? Not according to MP Joan Ryan! So once again, join the chorus, EXTRADITE IAN NORRIS!

2007-12-05T05:33:00.000-08:00

The Ski Mask Society believes that having a dress code can go a long way to establishing order in the classroom. World Peace is our mission.

Mark Ski,

Chair

2007-12-05T05:16:00.000-08:00

~Welcome to the Mark of the Mask!

We here at Mask are dedicated to causes that are often overlooked, we are dedicated to obtaining justice in society.

Not afraid to stand up for our beliefs, we will be hitting London in ski masks with flash protests during working hours.

Look for our team on a street near you. We are planning our first event near the BBC offices on Aldwych, where we will protest the low pay doled out to Jonathan Ross. The Ross Cause has got to be our first mission! This man is taking home a mere £18m. Think about that. It's just not enough.

Though our lobbying we aim to establish a charity for him and other underpaid celebrities.
With our sound policies, such as the laying off of more BBC workers, we aim to set aside money
for his pay raise, which we hope will be soon!

Anyone wishing to join us and establish a more just society can do so by giving us your name and address on the comments. We will be happy to get in touch with like-minded people.

The Ross Cause is not our only mission. There is much work to be done. There is, for instance, the treatment of prisoners at Guantanamo Bay. We wish to expand the powers of the US so that the families of the men in prison can be charged rent for their stay. No freeloading here. This has got to stop.

And then there is the issue of the UK not wanting to hand over its citizens to the USA. So what if there is no evidence to indict them? The US does not need evidence, the word of a snitch is enough to issue an extradition warrant. We are grateful to the MPs such as John Reid and Joan Ryan who think like us and got rid of 2,000 years of legal precedent. They helped pass the bill which allows for the US to take British citizens who are otherwise law abiding and put them in prison for a long long time. It also allows for trials without evidence, which saves society a lot of money, which could be put to better purposes, like pay raises for Jonathan Ross.

We have it all worked out! Come and join us!

Mark Ski,
Chair of the Ski Mask Society

From a secret location in London
(believed by some to be near Grosvenor Square)