Adam Price company Homer and its Bike Messengers who beat on New Yorkers at Hells Kitchen Market

For many Mark of the Mask supporters, the work of Samuel Freedman in the press is annoying. He whines about the death of Jill Tarlov and Irving Shachter, and the fact that he was a victim of a NYC cyclist.
Jason Marshall, who killed Jill Tarlov, has to put up with this? And have journalists from the UK photograph him as he runs through red lights in Harlem?
Enough already. The Ski Mask Society is fully behind these guys and those who point out that people like Jill are expendible; as Jason said, 'da bitch got in da way'.
Getting in the way of cyclists is a problem. And this weekend we are proud to say that this problem was addressed by a group of young men in the SMS Youth Party who faced down the security guards, dealers and customers at the Hells Kitchen Market.
All Saints' Day it was, but the SMS Youth Party does not pretend to be angels. Proud to be winged messengers of death, they have already decided that the 'closed to vehicular traffic' and 'get off your bike and walk' signs on 9th Avenue &  39th Street are for moronic, law abiding citizens.
And what do moronic, law abiding citizens get? First, a warning; then, a kicking.
And we are proud to say that Darrin Jennings of the Bronx, who works for the messenger of death speedy delivery company called Homer, rounded up the troops and went into action after being told by one the dealers at the market that he could not ride his bike among the pedestrians. Well, %&*$ THAT!
Daren pretended to dismount when confronted, but kept getting back on, as is the custom with the SMS Youth Party members who ride for Homer. They have been sending a message for months to the flea market that they ARE NOT TO BE MESSED WITH.
But there are always a few who don't get the message. They think the law is on their side. So what.
Daren cursed them out and told one elderly woman dealer she was an ugly bitch. And, for the man who was continuing to tell him that there have been incidents with Homer riders racing through 39th Street when it is closed to traffic, he had more than words. He told this guy he was coming back to *!#(@ him up, and is proud to be on video saying that. The SMS Youth Party is striking a chord here and we are proud. Heil Homer!
That might have sufficed for many a punk crack head in Gotham, but Daren is a cut above - as are his comrades who accompanied him from the Homer HQ in the Gotham Mini Storage facility. They came back to confront the dealer, and managed to assault first his customer, and then the dealer. They intended to do more but for some stupid reason the other dealers, customers and security took sides with the victims and escorted them out of the market.
Good job to the angry young men,  I do think they made a point and now the flea market dealers and their customers will shut the *@# up. As will the Gothamites who whine in the press about bicycle messengers.
Word of wisdom: when you see the bright yellow jacket of the Homer dudes, with their big black boxes coming to a street near you, make sure you get the *@^# out of the way and don't end up in the box.
Get the message?

P.S. This is an ongoing story, and as anyone must realise, this is a satirical site. However, it is a factual site - and as more facts emerge about this, they will be added to comments rather than creating a new post which would displace this first one.
Currently the CEO, Adam Price, and the president of Homer Logistics, Dinis Passarinho, are trying like mad to come up with a defence. Mostly it is ridiculous, like trying to pretend that their young men are being pushed off bikes by elderly dealers. The more they whine they just look stupid and criminal.

UPDATE:  Adam Price, CEO of Homer, called Alan Boss, the proprietor of Hells Kitchen Market, to tell him that Homer was posting a guard at the entrance to the market. Alan then spoke to the dealer who was assaulted, who, in turn, came by on Saturday to see if Homer was keeping its word. No surprise therefore that Alan Boss got a call  asking if he wanted to talk to other dealers who were witnessing more bike messengers riding by and refusing to dismount. No guard. The dealers were laughing at it in disgust. Adam Price is looking more and more like a hapless liar.
What with such a bad situation, the market is set to lose its stamps and coin dealers, whose presence added much to the street. It was NYC's only outdoor stamps market, save for some amount of philatelic offerings on the tables of dealers at the Chelsea Market on 25th St. Hopefully they will be back in the Spring in time for the Jacob Javits Stamps Show. Homer may well be out of business by then, or the city will see the light and send its own guards to keep the 350,-000 or more expected visitors out of harm's way when they walk from their midtown hotels to the event.

HOMER SPONSORS: The following companies gave $ to Adam Price at Homer, not thinking perhaps that hiring lots of bike messengers  without enough supervision to keep them from riding in pedestrian only lanes and then assaulting people, not to mention a total lack of drug testing at Homer, would lead to problems for the city: Brooklyn Bridge Ventures, Two Sigma Ventures, Vayner RSE, Rugged VC and Haystack Fund II
It would not be a bad idea to contact them to let them know and ask them to put responsible people in charge before another incident happens. New York DOES NOT NEED VIOLENT BIKE MESSENGERS AND CERTAINLY NOT WITH $2MILLION BEHIND THEM. The bikers from small companies are enough of  a problem, but never have they gone into the company HQ and come out with more people to aid them in their violence against NYers.

Call to evict tenant so Vigilant can breed excellent bedbugs

The Ski Mask society is hoping to see an activist evicted! We had one of his mates evicted from the Vigilant - a former US soldier named Chris Lugo - in less than 24 hours. Lugo started cleaning out the bedbugs, buying cleaning equipment and going to work on this till 3 am, when our diligent manager Mike Schnell caught him and threw him out. No cleaning at the Vigilant.
And no activism from other ex servicemen. The bugs are there for a reason, and no court order is going to get the owners to cover garbage cans or deal with open ceilings and doors which let mice and bugs roam from room to room. Roam they must!
So we are looking to get people evicted soon...he has also challenged the rent - which is higher per cubic foot than a Trump building - but let these guys pay. And pay in blood! There is no need to make them register this room legally - that would take time and we hope that the court would not go that route...Gibson would only use the time to kill more bedbugs and note other problems with our biological experiment station...we hope the judge backs us up and kicks him out so we can continue to produce millions of bedbugs, with about 2,000 a week leaving in the rubbish, on the mice, and on the humans who pay what we tell them to pay! And with their blood at that!
The Ski Mask Society supports his eviction, and hopes that New York will be covered in the bugs bred on human blood at the Vigilant.
We support a chemical industry that will then sell and sell DDT! This is our aim. We need to keep Gibson out and Lugo out and have our people run this hotel.
So we hope the next judge, on 12 January, will just say to hell with the rent registration that we don't like, to hell with Judge Kaplan's orders that we ignored, and to hell with ex Navy men who want to kill our bedbugs!

More on Bedbugs

Simon at the Vigilant is still at it, running a hotel where mice roam free and people scream in pain at night from the bedbugs....which have now penetrated the Hamptons, where model Jill Taft was bitten! It was carried in the New York Post, because the New York Post does not like it when rich people get bit.
And we don't like that either...rich people ought to get richer, and one way they can is to sell DDT and poison Americans with it. Andrea Peyser, writing in the New York Post, encourages that. So go out and buy some DDT.
There are some people threatening to have Simon's hotel/bedbug breeding ground taken away in the interests of public health and safety...
But too bad! The SkiMask Society is going to help him with his bedbug breeding project, and this year he hopes to breed over two million, of which about 200,000 will travel on their hosts and find a new home...maybe in the Hamptons.

BEDBUGS and the HOTEL VIGILANT

Some people hate bedbugs....however, we here at Mark of the Mask want to take the time to introduce you to those how really love them. Yumin Management!
They are run by a really lovely chap named Simon, who keep a hotel full of them. He makes sure conditions are just right for them, providing them the filth they need, + human hosts so they can suck blood. He runs a hotel called the Vigilant at 370 Eighth Avenue in Manhattan, Zip Code 10001.
He is so zealous that he does not even put tops no garbage cans; that way, mice can run free in them, eating and breeding, while they too carry bedbugs - as well as fleas and lice. Even a court order from 10 June of this year has so far been left unheeded. Who the hell is the DHCR in NYC to tell Simon to clean up? The smell of shit hits you in the face when you walk in sometimes...It's like perfume to him and his cousin, who is also zealous for the bugs.
Once, when a veteran of the Afghan war came and tried to clean, they kicked him out at 3am in the morning. If you don't like bedbugs, stay out...The vet, who said the place was worse than any third world country he had seen, was caught by the manager with his bed taken apart and a box full of cleaning equipment. That was it. The Yumin Management team went into action in a move that protected lots of bedbugs from being killed by this soldier - who was given his money back + $10 for the cleaning supplies, and told to hit the road.
Two Abercrombie & Fitch stores have had to close in Manhattan recently on account of bedbugs, and Upper East Siders have had to spend as much as $70,000 to clean their apartments after bedbug infestations...but just think, these places may have had relatives of the Vigilant Hotel bedbugs!
Which is a bit of a victory for bedbug lovers...and perhaps keeps Simon going strong, with the tops off of garbage cans, rodents shitting on the ceilings of the rooms - the ceilings are made of wire mesh, so the shit disinegrates and gets into people's lungs - another touch Simon may be proud of...Some people, like Burl and Desiree Mathias, a brother and sister staying at a Motel 6 in Chicago who were awarded $372,000 in punitive damages and $10,000 in actual damages after being bitten by bedbugs during their stay, may not like what goes on at the Vigilant, but no NYC official is going to take any action...a letter to the Mayor by Abercrombie & Fitch was ignored basically, so this is really really super duper good news...it means no one is going to do anything to stop Simon from being the # 1 BEDBUG PRODUCER IN THE WORLD! It may destroy the tourism industry in the city, it may start spreading disease, as these bugs are known to mutate so as to develop great sensivity to pathogens, but let not the mayor or his elected officials do anything to stop Simon and Yumin! Jihadis, and the Ski Mask Society, REJOICE! Imagine the city crawling with bedbugs while hapless city officials (remember Fletcher Vlandenburg?) do nothing but play....

This is Ski Mask Utopia...Simon is one of the best, better even than 'judge' Robin Shears who put a woman in jail for refusing to send her son to spend time at a prison with a serial rapist...eventually, we lost that round, but we can win on BEDBUGS! We love you Simon as you destroy your hotel and who knows how many other businesses in NYC!