Showing posts with label hemp. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hemp. Show all posts

Monday, 7 January 2013

Bush-bin Laden Corporation in Houston

The Texas legislature today has allocated $125million to fund a downtown business development complex in Houston. Named for George Walker Bush,
a former govenor of Texas, it will also be named after the well known business associates, the bin Laden family, who used to frequent the Bush family ranch in
Crawford.
This will serve to help big business get bigger, something Texas lawmakers want but are not sure why. Another goal is to keep hemp illegal, as this uses no
pesticides and less water, and by growing cotton, not only will big business benefit, but Texas will be  dry state. Islam forbids alcohol so this will please bin Laden and other Bush business partners.
Others, of course, will consume enough to make up for those who do not.
Some have more. Some have less. Some have nothing. That is the new mantra,
and those who have nothing can even have less. That is the goal.
So Congratulations to the Bushes and the bin Ladens and let's keep Texas dry.

Saturday, 19 July 2008

THE WEED IS GONNA GET WHACKED!

This here is a field of mary -j- wanna. The evil weed. There are some folks think just cause we can make rope and paper and medicine and food and other useful items from it we ought to grow it. Dirt like George Washington think like that - Thomas Jefferson - but we have George Bush and not these founding father guys to lead the Homeland. So the homeland will be hemp free, and people elsewhere like Kenyon Gibson who write about this on hemp blogs are our enemy. But we have other enemies. Just think, there is going to be an article on hemp in the Ecologist. So we may want to do a protest outside their offices in London, and then we will head to the BBC to demand more money for Jonathan Ross. The Ross Cause is not forgotten.

And other causes are not forgotten either. We have our eyes on the law lords who are not bowing the the US and sending over innocent citizens - now they are deliberating the cause of Gary Mckinnon, and we would like to see him sent over to set a precedent so we can get more people in orange jumps suits. And these will not be made of hemp.

We want more SUVs on the streets and boots on the ground in Eye-raq. We do not want electric cars and solar powered turbines. Or other alternatives to energy.

Remeber the good ol' days when men sent their wives to get raped on the wedding night to the Lord of the land? Droits de seigneur. I say have them back again and let's shut up all these environmentalists. We can allow some of them to work, for instance, those who want to grow more cotton. Since this will deplete the water supply, then people will get more humble and we can bring back all those good laws. Really cool people and people like Jonathan Ross will make more money and we will have won.

Friday, 28 March 2008

WATCH OUT TRUTH SEEKERS! WE HAVE OUR EYES ON YOU. AND NOW YOU ARE GOING TO THE CAMPS.
How dare you disrupt a Clinton rally with your signs asking for the truth about 9/11? What will you think of next - probably claim the Reichstag Fire was an inside job or that Nero burned Rome.
But we know who you are, and now that the brave and super-duper courageous Joe Scarborough and his hosts on MSNBC
demanded that you be tasered, arrested, and sent to secret camps in Eastern Europe, we are after you. And also all those people talking about the book of Revelations and the number 666 in the bar codes. And anyone talking about insustrial hemp, and that includes George Washington.
So watch out, you better be good, you better not shout, cause Satan Clause is coming to a home near you to teach you the basic all American right to shut the hell up.
We mean it, talk about 9/11, Bush child abuse scandals, 666 in the bar codes, and anything else like that and we will take action. And do you know what we have in mind when we say Eastern Europe? Belsen - we can re-open it. Make it new and improved. Add more showers to Auschwitz, more work hours in Dachau. Homeland Security is on the move! With the Ski Mask Society behind them 100%!!!!!!!!!!!
And for Joe Scarborough, we move that he get a pay raise and make 6 million pounds a year for three years, just like Jonathan Ross - and you don't find him talking about 9/11 as an inside job.
So take the money or get yourself an orange jump suit.
But we'll be nice on one point, if you don't like Eastern Europe, you can go to Abu Ghraib.
As Joe said, "I hope we have a special prison for 9/11 conspiracy theorists."
So you have been warned, and guess what, the press is on our side! We have George Monbiot and Johann Hari! And David Aaronowitz! And Polly Toynbee! And Chip Berlet!And Michael Chertoff's cousin who writes in the Hearst press! Yes, we can go after you in the press, like Hearst went after Jews and Negroes and Latins, we can run you down and to hell with any Constitution!
The 4th Estate after you, you questioners! Don't think Robert Fisk or any other journalist is going to stick their precious head above any parapets for you losers!
What is your crime? You asked questions after the press had spoken! Get this through your little heads, when Murdoch, Hearst, Rev. Moon and others give you the official story, don't you dare doubt it! Look what happened to Mike Zebuhr - he got shot and then the police just let his murderer go - 'cause the police are on our side!
So don't go listening to no Puerto Rican janitor named William Rodriguez, cause he just might disappear. So what if he was a hero who saved hundreds of lives? The press does not want to hear him, they refused to print his interview in the Guardian, and they are not going to have any sympathy with you losers! They are on the side of the Ski Mask Society and we will give them awards for their loyalty! So don't go against the grain. Listen to your journalists and you will stay unharmed. You are untermenschen!
Please note, you have been warned.
Remember: ignorance = strength, and Arbeit macht frei.
Sieg Heil!
KILL THE WHALES!!!
We need to take action now to help climate change and kill all whales.
For more information on this campaign, check out the posting from 26 March 2008 at www.schmoontherun.blogspot.com

The Ski Mask Society is teaming up with Fiends of the Earth to help kill whales, use more cotton so we can have more dead farmers, and use more trees for paper.

We oppose the use of hemp for paper, textiles, fuel or medicine.

Skimasks ought to be made of cotton! We love it!

But not whales, we are out to rid the seas of them.

Tony Juniper of Fiends of the Earth is supporting much of our campaign, especially in regards to using all tree pulp paper for his office and wearing cotton only clothing.

Whales, you better watch out!