Call to evict tenant so Vigilant can breed excellent bedbugs

The Ski Mask society is hoping to see an activist evicted! We had one of his mates evicted from the Vigilant - a former US soldier named Chris Lugo - in less than 24 hours. Lugo started cleaning out the bedbugs, buying cleaning equipment and going to work on this till 3 am, when our diligent manager Mike Schnell caught him and threw him out. No cleaning at the Vigilant.
And no activism from other ex servicemen. The bugs are there for a reason, and no court order is going to get the owners to cover garbage cans or deal with open ceilings and doors which let mice and bugs roam from room to room. Roam they must!
So we are looking to get people evicted soon...he has also challenged the rent - which is higher per cubic foot than a Trump building - but let these guys pay. And pay in blood! There is no need to make them register this room legally - that would take time and we hope that the court would not go that route...Gibson would only use the time to kill more bedbugs and note other problems with our biological experiment station...we hope the judge backs us up and kicks him out so we can continue to produce millions of bedbugs, with about 2,000 a week leaving in the rubbish, on the mice, and on the humans who pay what we tell them to pay! And with their blood at that!
The Ski Mask Society supports his eviction, and hopes that New York will be covered in the bugs bred on human blood at the Vigilant.
We support a chemical industry that will then sell and sell DDT! This is our aim. We need to keep Gibson out and Lugo out and have our people run this hotel.
So we hope the next judge, on 12 January, will just say to hell with the rent registration that we don't like, to hell with Judge Kaplan's orders that we ignored, and to hell with ex Navy men who want to kill our bedbugs!

More on Bedbugs

Simon at the Vigilant is still at it, running a hotel where mice roam free and people scream in pain at night from the bedbugs....which have now penetrated the Hamptons, where model Jill Taft was bitten! It was carried in the New York Post, because the New York Post does not like it when rich people get bit.
And we don't like that either...rich people ought to get richer, and one way they can is to sell DDT and poison Americans with it. Andrea Peyser, writing in the New York Post, encourages that. So go out and buy some DDT.
There are some people threatening to have Simon's hotel/bedbug breeding ground taken away in the interests of public health and safety...
But too bad! The SkiMask Society is going to help him with his bedbug breeding project, and this year he hopes to breed over two million, of which about 200,000 will travel on their hosts and find a new home...maybe in the Hamptons.

BEDBUGS and the HOTEL VIGILANT

Some people hate bedbugs....however, we here at Mark of the Mask want to take the time to introduce you to those how really love them. Yumin Management!
They are run by a really lovely chap named Simon, who keep a hotel full of them. He makes sure conditions are just right for them, providing them the filth they need, + human hosts so they can suck blood. He runs a hotel called the Vigilant at 370 Eighth Avenue in Manhattan, Zip Code 10001.
He is so zealous that he does not even put tops no garbage cans; that way, mice can run free in them, eating and breeding, while they too carry bedbugs - as well as fleas and lice. Even a court order from 10 June of this year has so far been left unheeded. Who the hell is the DHCR in NYC to tell Simon to clean up? The smell of shit hits you in the face when you walk in sometimes...It's like perfume to him and his cousin, who is also zealous for the bugs.
Once, when a veteran of the Afghan war came and tried to clean, they kicked him out at 3am in the morning. If you don't like bedbugs, stay out...The vet, who said the place was worse than any third world country he had seen, was caught by the manager with his bed taken apart and a box full of cleaning equipment. That was it. The Yumin Management team went into action in a move that protected lots of bedbugs from being killed by this soldier - who was given his money back + $10 for the cleaning supplies, and told to hit the road.
Two Abercrombie & Fitch stores have had to close in Manhattan recently on account of bedbugs, and Upper East Siders have had to spend as much as $70,000 to clean their apartments after bedbug infestations...but just think, these places may have had relatives of the Vigilant Hotel bedbugs!
Which is a bit of a victory for bedbug lovers...and perhaps keeps Simon going strong, with the tops off of garbage cans, rodents shitting on the ceilings of the rooms - the ceilings are made of wire mesh, so the shit disinegrates and gets into people's lungs - another touch Simon may be proud of...Some people, like Burl and Desiree Mathias, a brother and sister staying at a Motel 6 in Chicago who were awarded $372,000 in punitive damages and $10,000 in actual damages after being bitten by bedbugs during their stay, may not like what goes on at the Vigilant, but no NYC official is going to take any action...a letter to the Mayor by Abercrombie & Fitch was ignored basically, so this is really really super duper good news...it means no one is going to do anything to stop Simon from being the # 1 BEDBUG PRODUCER IN THE WORLD! It may destroy the tourism industry in the city, it may start spreading disease, as these bugs are known to mutate so as to develop great sensivity to pathogens, but let not the mayor or his elected officials do anything to stop Simon and Yumin! Jihadis, and the Ski Mask Society, REJOICE! Imagine the city crawling with bedbugs while hapless city officials (remember Fletcher Vlandenburg?) do nothing but play....

This is Ski Mask Utopia...Simon is one of the best, better even than 'judge' Robin Shears who put a woman in jail for refusing to send her son to spend time at a prison with a serial rapist...eventually, we lost that round, but we can win on BEDBUGS! We love you Simon as you destroy your hotel and who knows how many other businesses in NYC!

Guardians who hate the UK

Thanks to the silence of the wolves in sheeps' clothing, the US has got Ian Norris - so a big thank you to Afua Hirsch and the other liberal do nothings who only whinge for themselves!

The northern nation of Norway has joined our Ski Mask International Team: SMIT. Welcome to our new SMIT member. We have alerted the entire SMIT team to the new threat from cannabis - endestin. It is not in the weed, it is in the seed. But the Norwegian police are onto it. Last month a suspect package arrived through the post, and it looked like any other innocent package containing porn or some other legal contents. But this one posed danger to society. Sent from Global Hemp, it contained seeds of the deadly weed, Cannabis sativa: hemp. Worse than smack or crack. This was the real thing, hemp. And so the SMIT team alerted the Norwegian SWAT teams who rose from their slumber, donned their Ski Mask Society uniforms and went on the rampage. SMIT and SWAT saved the day. It turned out that the seeds contained protein, and not just any protein, it had edistin. 65% of the protein in the seeds, or achenes as some pedantic botanist might call them, is edistin. But we're not fooled by the incredible edible edistin schtick, we know this is a danger to society. So thankfully, after a 7 hour siege, the package was sent back to Global Hemp. We are not relaxing security at this point though, the whole nation is now on green alert for more of these edistin containing hemp seeds.
Tune in next week for more of the adventures of SMIT and the anti-hemp brigade, which expects any minute to bust the likes of bloggers who promote hemp on sites such as Minawear, GeoMio, The Hemp Shop, and Hemp for Victory.

Tune in next week for more exciting adventures of the anti-hemp brigade, Tamsin Omond, Jonathan Ross and the Primrose Hill Society Brat Pack.

We are very unhappy here at the Mark of the Mask Foundation. For one thing, Jonathan Ross has been in exile in America, where he walks Main Street on a mission to return. And so he will, but he has lost pay. This must be corrected, I would hope that some money can be taken out of other things, like the NHS, and given to this hero of the society. Why are we giving money to sick people when there are cool people like Jonathan Ross losing dosh?
There are other reasons to be depressed as sell. The girl in the top image, Tam sin Omond, has not been able to pull off any more protests and has not made her own multi-million pound deal. In fact, lots of impolite bloggers have been making some quite disparaging remarks, especially over at www.hempforvictory.blogpost.com and www.schmoontherun.blogspot.com Is he on the run for something he said? Schmoo better hope we do not catch up with him!
And then there was a real shock at the end of last year, when we found out that the Queen made a big mistake and honoured six people for their heroism on 7/7 - but NO MENTION OF RACHEL NORTH! What kind of queen is this, and that is queen with a small q...
We're sick of people like William Rodriguez and Woody Harrelson getting all the attention for saving lives and environmental activism, we want RACHEL NORTH and TAMSIN OMOND to rule! Rule! That means, get Betty Windsor another job and let's have some real Queens (with a capital Q - and I do not mean Elton John) to rule for a long long time! Move over rocket man and anyone else, the Ski Mask Society is here to make sure we get respect for our people, especially rich kids!

Recently Jonathan Ross has been attacked! He made some very funny jokes about a Satanic Slut his friend Russel Brand screwed over a couch, and then did a public service by calling the girl's grandfather live on radio to let him know. For this he deserves a raise, we are starting to take a collection because not only did he not get a raise, but he got laid off for weeks. Imagine. We need to make this a priority and raise £16,000 a day to cover his losses. Eat less. Buy less. Send your money to the Ross Cause, a non-registered charity audited by Doofus McDoofus. We cannot just let him go without.
We do not need petitions for people like Gary Mckinnon or Kerry Howes, don't worry about them, they can get screwed in US jails and rot, but we have a real emergency here with Jonathan Ross. Help us out. Give till you got nothing left, then go rob a deli and give some more.