Tuesday, 27 June 2017
AMERICA WILL SURRENDER TO MS-13 ON 4th of July 2017
Monday, 2 November 2015
Adam Price company Homer and its Bike Messengers who beat on New Yorkers at Hells Kitchen Market
Jason Marshall, who killed Jill Tarlov, has to put up with this? And have journalists from the UK photograph him as he runs through red lights in Harlem?
Enough already. The Ski Mask Society is fully behind these guys and those who point out that people like Jill are expendible; as Jason said, 'da bitch got in da way'.
Getting in the way of cyclists is a problem. And this weekend we are proud to say that this problem was addressed by a group of young men in the SMS Youth Party who faced down the security guards, dealers and customers at the Hells Kitchen Market.
All Saints' Day it was, but the SMS Youth Party does not pretend to be angels. Proud to be winged messengers of death, they have already decided that the 'closed to vehicular traffic' and 'get off your bike and walk' signs on 9th Avenue & 39th Street are for moronic, law abiding citizens.
And what do moronic, law abiding citizens get? First, a warning; then, a kicking.
And we are proud to say that Darrin Jennings of the Bronx, who works for the messenger of death speedy delivery company called Homer, rounded up the troops and went into action after being told by one the dealers at the market that he could not ride his bike among the pedestrians. Well, %&*$ THAT!
Daren pretended to dismount when confronted, but kept getting back on, as is the custom with the SMS Youth Party members who ride for Homer. They have been sending a message for months to the flea market that they ARE NOT TO BE MESSED WITH.
But there are always a few who don't get the message. They think the law is on their side. So what.
Daren cursed them out and told one elderly woman dealer she was an ugly bitch. And, for the man who was continuing to tell him that there have been incidents with Homer riders racing through 39th Street when it is closed to traffic, he had more than words. He told this guy he was coming back to *!#(@ him up, and is proud to be on video saying that. The SMS Youth Party is striking a chord here and we are proud. Heil Homer!
That might have sufficed for many a punk crack head in Gotham, but Daren is a cut above - as are his comrades who accompanied him from the Homer HQ in the Gotham Mini Storage facility. They came back to confront the dealer, and managed to assault first his customer, and then the dealer. They intended to do more but for some stupid reason the other dealers, customers and security took sides with the victims and escorted them out of the market.
Good job to the angry young men, I do think they made a point and now the flea market dealers and their customers will shut the *@# up. As will the Gothamites who whine in the press about bicycle messengers.
Word of wisdom: when you see the bright yellow jacket of the Homer dudes, with their big black boxes coming to a street near you, make sure you get the *@^# out of the way and don't end up in the box.
Get the message?
P.S. This is an ongoing story, and as anyone must realise, this is a satirical site. However, it is a factual site - and as more facts emerge about this, they will be added to comments rather than creating a new post which would displace this first one.
Currently the CEO, Adam Price, and the president of Homer Logistics, Dinis Passarinho, are trying like mad to come up with a defence. Mostly it is ridiculous, like trying to pretend that their young men are being pushed off bikes by elderly dealers. The more they whine they just look stupid and criminal.
UPDATE: Adam Price, CEO of Homer, called Alan Boss, the proprietor of Hells Kitchen Market, to tell him that Homer was posting a guard at the entrance to the market. Alan then spoke to the dealer who was assaulted, who, in turn, came by on Saturday to see if Homer was keeping its word. No surprise therefore that Alan Boss got a call asking if he wanted to talk to other dealers who were witnessing more bike messengers riding by and refusing to dismount. No guard. The dealers were laughing at it in disgust. Adam Price is looking more and more like a hapless liar.
What with such a bad situation, the market is set to lose its stamps and coin dealers, whose presence added much to the street. It was NYC's only outdoor stamps market, save for some amount of philatelic offerings on the tables of dealers at the Chelsea Market on 25th St. Hopefully they will be back in the Spring in time for the Jacob Javits Stamps Show. Homer may well be out of business by then, or the city will see the light and send its own guards to keep the 350,-000 or more expected visitors out of harm's way when they walk from their midtown hotels to the event.
HOMER SPONSORS: The following companies gave $ to Adam Price at Homer, not thinking perhaps that hiring lots of bike messengers without enough supervision to keep them from riding in pedestrian only lanes and then assaulting people, not to mention a total lack of drug testing at Homer, would lead to problems for the city: Brooklyn Bridge Ventures, Two Sigma Ventures, Vayner RSE, Rugged VC and Haystack Fund II
It would not be a bad idea to contact them to let them know and ask them to put responsible people in charge before another incident happens. New York DOES NOT NEED VIOLENT BIKE MESSENGERS AND CERTAINLY NOT WITH $2MILLION BEHIND THEM. The bikers from small companies are enough of a problem, but never have they gone into the company HQ and come out with more people to aid them in their violence against NYers.
Monday, 7 January 2013
Bush-bin Laden Corporation in Houston
a former govenor of Texas, it will also be named after the well known business associates, the bin Laden family, who used to frequent the Bush family ranch in
Crawford.
This will serve to help big business get bigger, something Texas lawmakers want but are not sure why. Another goal is to keep hemp illegal, as this uses no
pesticides and less water, and by growing cotton, not only will big business benefit, but Texas will be dry state. Islam forbids alcohol so this will please bin Laden and other Bush business partners.
Others, of course, will consume enough to make up for those who do not.
Some have more. Some have less. Some have nothing. That is the new mantra,
and those who have nothing can even have less. That is the goal.
So Congratulations to the Bushes and the bin Ladens and let's keep Texas dry.
Friday, 6 January 2012
Murdoch's Message to Americans
Then others are complaining that they heard clicking sounds on their phones after 9/11, and many of these included victim's kin; they later noted that their private messages were reported in Murdoch's newspapers in the UK.
Newscorp has a message to these people: STOP WHINING.
You might thank Murdoch for this, and go out and show your support by reading the Wall Street Journal and the New York Post.
Many people HATE AMERICA and read these papers where they can support such moves as the promotion of DDT - to be made in China of course, where Murdoch has married a woman who used to work at Newscorp who just happens to be young enough to be his great-grand-daughter. The younger the better folks.
And please stop asking questions about 9/11 as an inside job, or you might get shipped off to secret camps in Eastern Europe as former Congressman and GOP man Joe Scarborough demanded.
Show your support for Murdoch by voting for Rick Santorium, who used to work for him. Murdoch already runs your country anyway so you might as well get on your knees and stop investigating him. Must shut up and vote for whom he tells you to vote.
And remember, show your support for guys who like very young girls and who aid and abet sex molesters and murderers - proudly read the Wall Street Journal and the New York Post and watch Fox TV.
Tuesday, 4 October 2011
And thank satan for the press that make this possible!
We hear she is now gonna take Casey Anthony for a roommate.
They can both make lots of money from interviews! Yeah!
Friday, 9 September 2011
Elections in New York
They borrow money from people and instead of paying it back, use it to buy cool condos and hang out with
Ileana Ros-Lehtinen! And date Fred Smith's daughter! And give some of the money to Bill Manger, who is a
rich kid who likes other people's money! Very cool!
And then there is Philip Giordano! He is cool since he likes young girls! Way to go GOP!
Thursday, 25 August 2011
Mitt Romney plans to demolish the White House
Tuesday, 23 August 2011
Ski supports Murdoch
Ski strikes in Sydney
Tuesday, 11 January 2011
KICK OUT THE VETS!
Saturday, 18 December 2010
Call to evict tenant so Vigilant can breed excellent bedbugs
And no activism from other ex servicemen. The bugs are there for a reason, and no court order is going to get the owners to cover garbage cans or deal with open ceilings and doors which let mice and bugs roam from room to room. Roam they must!
So we are looking to get people evicted soon...he has also challenged the rent - which is higher per cubic foot than a Trump building - but let these guys pay. And pay in blood! There is no need to make them register this room legally - that would take time and we hope that the court would not go that route...Gibson would only use the time to kill more bedbugs and note other problems with our biological experiment station...we hope the judge backs us up and kicks him out so we can continue to produce millions of bedbugs, with about 2,000 a week leaving in the rubbish, on the mice, and on the humans who pay what we tell them to pay! And with their blood at that!
The Ski Mask Society supports his eviction, and hopes that New York will be covered in the bugs bred on human blood at the Vigilant.
We support a chemical industry that will then sell and sell DDT! This is our aim. We need to keep Gibson out and Lugo out and have our people run this hotel.
So we hope the next judge, on 12 January, will just say to hell with the rent registration that we don't like, to hell with Judge Kaplan's orders that we ignored, and to hell with ex Navy men who want to kill our bedbugs!
Monday, 12 July 2010
More on Bedbugs
And we don't like that either...rich people ought to get richer, and one way they can is to sell DDT and poison Americans with it. Andrea Peyser, writing in the New York Post, encourages that. So go out and buy some DDT.
There are some people threatening to have Simon's hotel/bedbug breeding ground taken away in the interests of public health and safety...
But too bad! The SkiMask Society is going to help him with his bedbug breeding project, and this year he hopes to breed over two million, of which about 200,000 will travel on their hosts and find a new home...maybe in the Hamptons.
Monday, 28 June 2010
BEDBUGS and the HOTEL VIGILANT
They are run by a really lovely chap named Simon, who keep a hotel full of them. He makes sure conditions are just right for them, providing them the filth they need, + human hosts so they can suck blood. He runs a hotel called the Vigilant at 370 Eighth Avenue in Manhattan, Zip Code 10001.
He is so zealous that he does not even put tops no garbage cans; that way, mice can run free in them, eating and breeding, while they too carry bedbugs - as well as fleas and lice. Even a court order from 10 June of this year has so far been left unheeded. Who the hell is the DHCR in NYC to tell Simon to clean up? The smell of shit hits you in the face when you walk in sometimes...It's like perfume to him and his cousin, who is also zealous for the bugs.
Once, when a veteran of the Afghan war came and tried to clean, they kicked him out at 3am in the morning. If you don't like bedbugs, stay out...The vet, who said the place was worse than any third world country he had seen, was caught by the manager with his bed taken apart and a box full of cleaning equipment. That was it. The Yumin Management team went into action in a move that protected lots of bedbugs from being killed by this soldier - who was given his money back + $10 for the cleaning supplies, and told to hit the road.
Two Abercrombie & Fitch stores have had to close in Manhattan recently on account of bedbugs, and Upper East Siders have had to spend as much as $70,000 to clean their apartments after bedbug infestations...but just think, these places may have had relatives of the Vigilant Hotel bedbugs!
Which is a bit of a victory for bedbug lovers...and perhaps keeps Simon going strong, with the tops off of garbage cans, rodents shitting on the ceilings of the rooms - the ceilings are made of wire mesh, so the shit disinegrates and gets into people's lungs - another touch Simon may be proud of...Some people, like Burl and Desiree Mathias, a brother and sister staying at a Motel 6 in Chicago who were awarded $372,000 in punitive damages and $10,000 in actual damages after being bitten by bedbugs during their stay, may not like what goes on at the Vigilant, but no NYC official is going to take any action...a letter to the Mayor by Abercrombie & Fitch was ignored basically, so this is really really super duper good news...it means no one is going to do anything to stop Simon from being the # 1 BEDBUG PRODUCER IN THE WORLD! It may destroy the tourism industry in the city, it may start spreading disease, as these bugs are known to mutate so as to develop great sensivity to pathogens, but let not the mayor or his elected officials do anything to stop Simon and Yumin! Jihadis, and the Ski Mask Society, REJOICE! Imagine the city crawling with bedbugs while hapless city officials (remember Fletcher Vlandenburg?) do nothing but play....
This is Ski Mask Utopia...Simon is one of the best, better even than 'judge' Robin Shears who put a woman in jail for refusing to send her son to spend time at a prison with a serial rapist...eventually, we lost that round, but we can win on BEDBUGS! We love you Simon as you destroy your hotel and who knows how many other businesses in NYC!
Wednesday, 31 March 2010
Guardians who hate the UK
Sunday, 11 January 2009
The northern nation of Norway has joined our Ski Mask International Team: SMIT. Welcome to our new SMIT member. We have alerted the entire SMIT team to the new threat from cannabis - endestin. It is not in the weed, it is in the seed. But the Norwegian police are onto it. Last month a suspect package arrived through the post, and it looked like any other innocent package containing porn or some other legal contents. But this one posed danger to society. Sent from Global Hemp, it contained seeds of the deadly weed, Cannabis sativa: hemp. Worse than smack or crack. This was the real thing, hemp. And so the SMIT team alerted the Norwegian SWAT teams who rose from their slumber, donned their Ski Mask Society uniforms and went on the rampage. SMIT and SWAT saved the day. It turned out that the seeds contained protein, and not just any protein, it had edistin. 65% of the protein in the seeds, or achenes as some pedantic botanist might call them, is edistin. But we're not fooled by the incredible edible edistin schtick, we know this is a danger to society. So thankfully, after a 7 hour siege, the package was sent back to Global Hemp. We are not relaxing security at this point though, the whole nation is now on green alert for more of these edistin containing hemp seeds.Tune in next week for more of the adventures of SMIT and the anti-hemp brigade, which expects any minute to bust the likes of bloggers who promote hemp on sites such as Minawear, GeoMio, The Hemp Shop, and Hemp for Victory.
Tune in next week for more exciting adventures of the anti-hemp brigade, Tamsin Omond, Jonathan Ross and the Primrose Hill Society Brat Pack.
Tuesday, 6 January 2009

We are very unhappy here at the Mark of the Mask Foundation. For one thing, Jonathan Ross has been in exile in America, where he walks Main Street on a mission to return. And so he will, but he has lost pay. This must be corrected, I would hope that some money can be taken out of other things, like the NHS, and given to this hero of the society. Why are we giving money to sick people when there are cool people like Jonathan Ross losing dosh?There are other reasons to be depressed as sell. The girl in the top image, Tam sin Omond, has not been able to pull off any more protests and has not made her own multi-million pound deal. In fact, lots of impolite bloggers have been making some quite disparaging remarks, especially over at www.hempforvictory.blogpost.com and www.schmoontherun.blogspot.com Is he on the run for something he said? Schmoo better hope we do not catch up with him!
And then there was a real shock at the end of last year, when we found out that the Queen made a big mistake and honoured six people for their heroism on 7/7 - but NO MENTION OF RACHEL NORTH! What kind of queen is this, and that is queen with a small q...
We're sick of people like William Rodriguez and Woody Harrelson getting all the attention for saving lives and environmental activism, we want RACHEL NORTH and TAMSIN OMOND to rule! Rule! That means, get Betty Windsor another job and let's have some real Queens (with a capital Q - and I do not mean Elton John) to rule for a long long time! Move over rocket man and anyone else, the Ski Mask Society is here to make sure we get respect for our people, especially rich kids!
Monday, 3 November 2008
Recently Jonathan Ross has been attacked! He made some very funny jokes about a Satanic Slut his friend Russel Brand screwed over a couch, and then did a public service by calling the girl's grandfather live on radio to let him know. For this he deserves a raise, we are starting to take a collection because not only did he not get a raise, but he got laid off for weeks. Imagine. We need to make this a priority and raise £16,000 a day to cover his losses. Eat less. Buy less. Send your money to the Ross Cause, a non-registered charity audited by Doofus McDoofus. We cannot just let him go without.We do not need petitions for people like Gary Mckinnon or Kerry Howes, don't worry about them, they can get screwed in US jails and rot, but we have a real emergency here with Jonathan Ross. Help us out. Give till you got nothing left, then go rob a deli and give some more.
Saturday, 19 July 2008
THE WEED IS GONNA GET WHACKED!
This here is a field of mary -j- wanna. The evil weed. There are some folks think just cause we can make rope and paper and medicine and food and other useful items from it we ought to grow it. Dirt like George Washington think like that - Thomas Jefferson - but we have George Bush and not these founding father guys to lead the Homeland. So the homeland will be hemp free, and people elsewhere like Kenyon Gibson who write about this on hemp blogs are our enemy. But we have other enemies. Just think, there is going to be an article on hemp in the Ecologist. So we may want to do a protest outside their offices in London, and then we will head to the BBC to demand more money for Jonathan Ross. The Ross Cause is not forgotten.
And other causes are not forgotten either. We have our eyes on the law lords who are not bowing the the US and sending over innocent citizens - now they are deliberating the cause of Gary Mckinnon, and we would like to see him sent over to set a precedent so we can get more people in orange jumps suits. And these will not be made of hemp.
We want more SUVs on the streets and boots on the ground in Eye-raq. We do not want electric cars and solar powered turbines. Or other alternatives to energy.
Remeber the good ol' days when men sent their wives to get raped on the wedding night to the Lord of the land? Droits de seigneur. I say have them back again and let's shut up all these environmentalists. We can allow some of them to work, for instance, those who want to grow more cotton. Since this will deplete the water supply, then people will get more humble and we can bring back all those good laws. Really cool people and people like Jonathan Ross will make more money and we will have won.
Saturday, 28 June 2008
WE ARE GOING TO GET YOU GUYS!The guy in the subersive shirt is Tony Gosling, who was arrested by 10 cops and had his door battered down, his computer and mobile taken.
There were no charges pressed but we do not need charges - we are out to make society safe from people who ask awkward questions, and Tony has asked too many awkward questions.
Some of his friends are questioning the integrity of Rachel North - who in our opinion is a saint and ought to be the Queen! Rachel North is a heroine who no one ought to ever question. Especially Tony Gosling.
And his girlfriend. We had her arrested as well. Best to teach your whole family a lesson. The press is our tool and idle minds are our workshop, and we are hard at work. So watch out.
Talking about families, we are going to deal with Natalie Bracht. Natalie Bracht is on the run with her 5 kids after getting tipped off that we were going to take them away. We hate when people interfere. We send lots of cops to arrest people and bash in their doors and mess up their lives when they do that. The general public better take note. Do not ask questions and try to stop us. We are superior to your laws, your government, your queen, your whole way of life. We will be nice to you if you obey.
Now, Natalie Bracht is Jewish, but she is the wrong kind of Jewish. For one thing, she speaks German, so good Jews whom we like and approve of might call her sabonim, Hebrew for 'soap'. And she is on record saying she refused to join the sayanim, that is, Mossad helpers. A rabbi was nice to her and asked her to join, but she insists she did not, so now he is not nice to her, and we are going to get her! Take her kids to teach this sabon a lesson. She should also not be saying that there are plans for a bomb in Belfast to make it look like Moslems and help start a war with Syria. She ought to keep her mouth shut and listen to us. We are important, and anyone who contradicts us or asks awkward questions is going to get labelled a loony. We send the press is to act nice, then we get your mugshot in the papers to vilify you and your mates.
The Ski Mask Society is thus helping the world! The world rejoices when we arrest awkward people, and it will rejoice when we get Natalie Bracht. We will get her and teach her not to talk about the possibility that 7/7 was an inside job! And then we are going to come after the rest of you, even if lots of you are Jewish, because then you are the wrong kind of Jewish, like Barbara Hatch Rosenberg who asked awkward questions about the anthrax attacks. The FBI agreed with her, but those were the wrong kind of FBI agents, so we have to get them too. We have files on Barry Chamish, Jarred Israel, Danny Goldberg, all of you.
And then everyone can get a microchip in their hand. This is ORDER! And with that order, we can put Rachel North in charge and shut you all up, especially bloggers who question Rachel North's story. And we can shut down physics911.net! We can arrest David Ray Griffin and William Rodriguez! And then things will happen to other researchers as happened to Mike Zebuhr!
Tony Gosling is free, but in the future, bear in mind that we are looking to send you all to secret camps in Eastern Europe as Joe Scarborough demanded on MSNBC. That is the press we like because it supports our super duper agenda!
Friday, 28 March 2008
WATCH OUT TRUTH SEEKERS! WE HAVE OUR EYES ON YOU. AND NOW YOU ARE GOING TO THE CAMPS.How dare you disrupt a Clinton rally with your signs asking for the truth about 9/11? What will you think of next - probably claim the Reichstag Fire was an inside job or that Nero burned Rome.
But we know who you are, and now that the brave and super-duper courageous Joe Scarborough and his hosts on MSNBC
demanded that you be tasered, arrested, and sent to secret camps in Eastern Europe, we are after you. And also all those people talking about the book of Revelations and the number 666 in the bar codes. And anyone talking about insustrial hemp, and that includes George Washington.
So watch out, you better be good, you better not shout, cause Satan Clause is coming to a home near you to teach you the basic all American right to shut the hell up.
We mean it, talk about 9/11, Bush child abuse scandals, 666 in the bar codes, and anything else like that and we will take action. And do you know what we have in mind when we say Eastern Europe? Belsen - we can re-open it. Make it new and improved. Add more showers to Auschwitz, more work hours in Dachau. Homeland Security is on the move! With the Ski Mask Society behind them 100%!!!!!!!!!!!
And for Joe Scarborough, we move that he get a pay raise and make 6 million pounds a year for three years, just like Jonathan Ross - and you don't find him talking about 9/11 as an inside job.
So take the money or get yourself an orange jump suit.
But we'll be nice on one point, if you don't like Eastern Europe, you can go to Abu Ghraib.
As Joe said, "I hope we have a special prison for 9/11 conspiracy theorists."
So you have been warned, and guess what, the press is on our side! We have George Monbiot and Johann Hari! And David Aaronowitz! And Polly Toynbee! And Chip Berlet!And Michael Chertoff's cousin who writes in the Hearst press! Yes, we can go after you in the press, like Hearst went after Jews and Negroes and Latins, we can run you down and to hell with any Constitution!
The 4th Estate after you, you questioners! Don't think Robert Fisk or any other journalist is going to stick their precious head above any parapets for you losers!
What is your crime? You asked questions after the press had spoken! Get this through your little heads, when Murdoch, Hearst, Rev. Moon and others give you the official story, don't you dare doubt it! Look what happened to Mike Zebuhr - he got shot and then the police just let his murderer go - 'cause the police are on our side!
So don't go listening to no Puerto Rican janitor named William Rodriguez, cause he just might disappear. So what if he was a hero who saved hundreds of lives? The press does not want to hear him, they refused to print his interview in the Guardian, and they are not going to have any sympathy with you losers! They are on the side of the Ski Mask Society and we will give them awards for their loyalty! So don't go against the grain. Listen to your journalists and you will stay unharmed. You are untermenschen!
Please note, you have been warned.
Remember: ignorance = strength, and Arbeit macht frei.
Sieg Heil!
