The Ski Mask Society believes that having a dress code can go a long way to establishing order in the classroom. World Peace is our mission.
Mark Ski,
Chair
Wednesday, 5 December 2007
~Welcome to the Mark of the Mask!
We here at Mask are dedicated to causes that are often overlooked, we are dedicated to obtaining justice in society.
Not afraid to stand up for our beliefs, we will be hitting London in ski masks with flash protests during working hours.
Look for our team on a street near you. We are planning our first event near the BBC offices on Aldwych, where we will protest the low pay doled out to Jonathan Ross. The Ross Cause has got to be our first mission! This man is taking home a mere £18m. Think about that. It's just not enough.
Though our lobbying we aim to establish a charity for him and other underpaid celebrities.
With our sound policies, such as the laying off of more BBC workers, we aim to set aside money
for his pay raise, which we hope will be soon!
Anyone wishing to join us and establish a more just society can do so by giving us your name and address on the comments. We will be happy to get in touch with like-minded people.
The Ross Cause is not our only mission. There is much work to be done. There is, for instance, the treatment of prisoners at Guantanamo Bay. We wish to expand the powers of the US so that the families of the men in prison can be charged rent for their stay. No freeloading here. This has got to stop.
And then there is the issue of the UK not wanting to hand over its citizens to the USA. So what if there is no evidence to indict them? The US does not need evidence, the word of a snitch is enough to issue an extradition warrant. We are grateful to the MPs such as John Reid and Joan Ryan who think like us and got rid of 2,000 years of legal precedent. They helped pass the bill which allows for the US to take British citizens who are otherwise law abiding and put them in prison for a long long time. It also allows for trials without evidence, which saves society a lot of money, which could be put to better purposes, like pay raises for Jonathan Ross.
We have it all worked out! Come and join us!
Mark Ski,
Chair of the Ski Mask Society
From a secret location in London
(believed by some to be near Grosvenor Square)
We here at Mask are dedicated to causes that are often overlooked, we are dedicated to obtaining justice in society.
Not afraid to stand up for our beliefs, we will be hitting London in ski masks with flash protests during working hours.
Look for our team on a street near you. We are planning our first event near the BBC offices on Aldwych, where we will protest the low pay doled out to Jonathan Ross. The Ross Cause has got to be our first mission! This man is taking home a mere £18m. Think about that. It's just not enough.
Though our lobbying we aim to establish a charity for him and other underpaid celebrities.
With our sound policies, such as the laying off of more BBC workers, we aim to set aside money
for his pay raise, which we hope will be soon!
Anyone wishing to join us and establish a more just society can do so by giving us your name and address on the comments. We will be happy to get in touch with like-minded people.
The Ross Cause is not our only mission. There is much work to be done. There is, for instance, the treatment of prisoners at Guantanamo Bay. We wish to expand the powers of the US so that the families of the men in prison can be charged rent for their stay. No freeloading here. This has got to stop.
And then there is the issue of the UK not wanting to hand over its citizens to the USA. So what if there is no evidence to indict them? The US does not need evidence, the word of a snitch is enough to issue an extradition warrant. We are grateful to the MPs such as John Reid and Joan Ryan who think like us and got rid of 2,000 years of legal precedent. They helped pass the bill which allows for the US to take British citizens who are otherwise law abiding and put them in prison for a long long time. It also allows for trials without evidence, which saves society a lot of money, which could be put to better purposes, like pay raises for Jonathan Ross.
We have it all worked out! Come and join us!
Mark Ski,
Chair of the Ski Mask Society
From a secret location in London
(believed by some to be near Grosvenor Square)
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