Tuesday 4 October 2011

The Ski Mask Society moved into Italy and got Foxy Knoxy and her inner nazi free! We have prevailed! Freedom to American rich kids with pink sex toys! Death to those who oppose or question them!
And thank satan for the press that make this possible!
We hear she is now gonna take Casey Anthony for a roommate.
They can both make lots of money from interviews! Yeah!

Friday 9 September 2011

Elections in New York

There are elections in New York and Mark of the Mask is supporting the GOP because they are cool!
They borrow money from people and instead of paying it back, use it to buy cool condos and hang out with
Ileana Ros-Lehtinen! And date Fred Smith's daughter! And give some of the money to Bill Manger, who is a
rich kid who likes other people's money! Very cool!
And then there is Philip Giordano! He is cool since he likes young girls! Way to go GOP!

Thursday 25 August 2011

Mitt Romney plans to demolish the White House

Mitt Romney has already decided that when he is elected president, he will have to demolish the White House as it is too small for him and his many kids and grandkids.
Last week he decided to demolish his $12million, 3,009 sq ft mansion in La Jolla and build a palace instead, which will be 11,602 sq ft.
He found his old homestead in Belmont, Mass too small, so he sold it for $3.5 million and also got rid of a chalet in Utah for $5.3.
He is keeping his $10 million waterfront house in New Hampshire. Live rich or die...
And oh, President is too small a title, the GOP wants Americans to call him Your Royal Highness.


Tuesday 23 August 2011

Ski supports Murdoch

Stop pestering the old man! And those nasty remarks about his wife who is young enough to be his great-granddaughter.
What Murdoch has done for the world is tell us what we need to know about 9/11 and 7/7, and just in case anyone thought they saw anything suspicious, he had their phones hacked into along with parents whose children were abused - just in case anyone saw anything that might start a conspiracy theory.
Why did the BBC say WTC 7 fell 20 minutes before it did, and go into detail about just how? Well, you should not think for yourselves and get suspicious, even if Murdoch had ties to Silverstein and Lowy - the former who made billions of the insurance he conveniently switched to non-US insurers who were less able to start conspiracy theories based on the real science and underwriter's reports. One underwrite was FIRED! Kevin Ryan. He now has no job.
What people need is more respect for Keith Rupert Murdoch. And his friends. Go out and buy the Times, the New York Post, the Wall Street Journal, and watch lots of Fox News.
And do not let some guy like William Rodriguez tell you about the explosion he saw before the planes hit. If it is not in the Murdoch press, get real mad at people who tell you these things. Only believe what Murdoch tells you.

Ski strikes in Sydney

The Ski Mask Society wishes to congratulate the guy who made into Madeleine Pulver's home in Sydney...he wore our trademark and put a collar on her neck telling her it was a bomb.

Tuesday 11 January 2011

KICK OUT THE VETS!

The Vigilant is about to embark upon an exciting case - they are headed to Housing Court
to kick out a former US Navy man! This is great - they kicked out a former Marine in the summer - when they caught him red handed cleaning his room. Do that in the Marine Corps buddy, but not at the Vigilant. Max had to hit the road at the end of the week.
And of course Army man Chris Lugo had to hit the road at 3am in the morning before he even got to hit the bed! Caught him cleaning too! And so we hope that these guys is outathere! He caused trouble getting newspaper articles and is working on more, and of course, he is cleaning and killing bedbugs - and has the nerve to raise the issue of rent overcharge - let the judge ignore that and kick this guy out! Long live the bedbugs!