WATCH OUT TRUTH SEEKERS! WE HAVE OUR EYES ON YOU. AND NOW YOU ARE GOING TO THE CAMPS.
How dare you disrupt a Clinton rally with your signs asking for the truth about 9/11? What will you think of next - probably claim the Reichstag Fire was an inside job or that Nero burned Rome.
But we know who you are, and now that the brave and super-duper courageous Joe Scarborough and his hosts on MSNBC
demanded that you be tasered, arrested, and sent to secret camps in Eastern Europe, we are after you. And also all those people talking about the book of Revelations and the number 666 in the bar codes. And anyone talking about insustrial hemp, and that includes George Washington.
So watch out, you better be good, you better not shout, cause Satan Clause is coming to a home near you to teach you the basic all American right to shut the hell up.
We mean it, talk about 9/11, Bush child abuse scandals, 666 in the bar codes, and anything else like that and we will take action. And do you know what we have in mind when we say Eastern Europe? Belsen - we can re-open it. Make it new and improved. Add more showers to Auschwitz, more work hours in Dachau. Homeland Security is on the move! With the Ski Mask Society behind them 100%!!!!!!!!!!!
And for Joe Scarborough, we move that he get a pay raise and make 6 million pounds a year for three years, just like Jonathan Ross - and you don't find him talking about 9/11 as an inside job.
So take the money or get yourself an orange jump suit.
But we'll be nice on one point, if you don't like Eastern Europe, you can go to Abu Ghraib.
As Joe said, "I hope we have a special prison for 9/11 conspiracy theorists."
So you have been warned, and guess what, the press is on our side! We have George Monbiot and Johann Hari! And David Aaronowitz! And Polly Toynbee! And Chip Berlet!And Michael Chertoff's cousin who writes in the Hearst press! Yes, we can go after you in the press, like Hearst went after Jews and Negroes and Latins, we can run you down and to hell with any Constitution!
The 4th Estate after you, you questioners! Don't think Robert Fisk or any other journalist is going to stick their precious head above any parapets for you losers!
What is your crime? You asked questions after the press had spoken! Get this through your little heads, when Murdoch, Hearst, Rev. Moon and others give you the official story, don't you dare doubt it! Look what happened to Mike Zebuhr - he got shot and then the police just let his murderer go - 'cause the police are on our side!
So don't go listening to no Puerto Rican janitor named William Rodriguez, cause he just might disappear. So what if he was a hero who saved hundreds of lives? The press does not want to hear him, they refused to print his interview in the Guardian, and they are not going to have any sympathy with you losers! They are on the side of the Ski Mask Society and we will give them awards for their loyalty! So don't go against the grain. Listen to your journalists and you will stay unharmed. You are untermenschen!
Please note, you have been warned.
Remember: ignorance = strength, and Arbeit macht frei.
Sieg Heil!