More on Bedbugs

Simon at the Vigilant is still at it, running a hotel where mice roam free and people scream in pain at night from the bedbugs....which have now penetrated the Hamptons, where model Jill Taft was bitten! It was carried in the New York Post, because the New York Post does not like it when rich people get bit.
And we don't like that either...rich people ought to get richer, and one way they can is to sell DDT and poison Americans with it. Andrea Peyser, writing in the New York Post, encourages that. So go out and buy some DDT.
There are some people threatening to have Simon's hotel/bedbug breeding ground taken away in the interests of public health and safety...
But too bad! The SkiMask Society is going to help him with his bedbug breeding project, and this year he hopes to breed over two million, of which about 200,000 will travel on their hosts and find a new home...maybe in the Hamptons.