Bush-bin Laden Corporation in Houston

The Texas legislature today has allocated $125million to fund a downtown business development complex in Houston. Named for George Walker Bush,
a former govenor of Texas, it will also be named after the well known business associates, the bin Laden family, who used to frequent the Bush family ranch in
Crawford.
This will serve to help big business get bigger, something Texas lawmakers want but are not sure why. Another goal is to keep hemp illegal, as this uses no
pesticides and less water, and by growing cotton, not only will big business benefit, but Texas will be  dry state. Islam forbids alcohol so this will please bin Laden and other Bush business partners.
Others, of course, will consume enough to make up for those who do not.
Some have more. Some have less. Some have nothing. That is the new mantra,
and those who have nothing can even have less. That is the goal.
So Congratulations to the Bushes and the bin Ladens and let's keep Texas dry.