THE WEED IS GONNA GET WHACKED!

This here is a field of mary -j- wanna. The evil weed. There are some folks think just cause we can make rope and paper and medicine and food and other useful items from it we ought to grow it. Dirt like George Washington think like that - Thomas Jefferson - but we have George Bush and not these founding father guys to lead the Homeland. So the homeland will be hemp free, and people elsewhere like Kenyon Gibson who write about this on hemp blogs are our enemy. But we have other enemies. Just think, there is going to be an article on hemp in the Ecologist. So we may want to do a protest outside their offices in London, and then we will head to the BBC to demand more money for Jonathan Ross. The Ross Cause is not forgotten.

And other causes are not forgotten either. We have our eyes on the law lords who are not bowing the the US and sending over innocent citizens - now they are deliberating the cause of Gary Mckinnon, and we would like to see him sent over to set a precedent so we can get more people in orange jumps suits. And these will not be made of hemp.

We want more SUVs on the streets and boots on the ground in Eye-raq. We do not want electric cars and solar powered turbines. Or other alternatives to energy.

Remeber the good ol' days when men sent their wives to get raped on the wedding night to the Lord of the land? Droits de seigneur. I say have them back again and let's shut up all these environmentalists. We can allow some of them to work, for instance, those who want to grow more cotton. Since this will deplete the water supply, then people will get more humble and we can bring back all those good laws. Really cool people and people like Jonathan Ross will make more money and we will have won.