The northern nation of Norway has joined our Ski Mask International Team: SMIT. Welcome to our new SMIT member. We have alerted the entire SMIT team to the new threat from cannabis - endestin. It is not in the weed, it is in the seed. But the Norwegian police are onto it. Last month a suspect package arrived through the post, and it looked like any other innocent package containing porn or some other legal contents. But this one posed danger to society. Sent from Global Hemp, it contained seeds of the deadly weed, Cannabis sativa: hemp. Worse than smack or crack. This was the real thing, hemp. And so the SMIT team alerted the Norwegian SWAT teams who rose from their slumber, donned their Ski Mask Society uniforms and went on the rampage. SMIT and SWAT saved the day. It turned out that the seeds contained protein, and not just any protein, it had edistin. 65% of the protein in the seeds, or achenes as some pedantic botanist might call them, is edistin. But we're not fooled by the incredible edible edistin schtick, we know this is a danger to society. So thankfully, after a 7 hour siege, the package was sent back to Global Hemp. We are not relaxing security at this point though, the whole nation is now on green alert for more of these edistin containing hemp seeds.
Tune in next week for more of the adventures of SMIT and the anti-hemp brigade, which expects any minute to bust the likes of bloggers who promote hemp on sites such as Minawear, GeoMio, The Hemp Shop, and Hemp for Victory.

Tune in next week for more exciting adventures of the anti-hemp brigade, Tamsin Omond, Jonathan Ross and the Primrose Hill Society Brat Pack.