BEDBUGS and the HOTEL VIGILANT

Some people hate bedbugs....however, we here at Mark of the Mask want to take the time to introduce you to those how really love them. Yumin Management!
They are run by a really lovely chap named Simon, who keep a hotel full of them. He makes sure conditions are just right for them, providing them the filth they need, + human hosts so they can suck blood. He runs a hotel called the Vigilant at 370 Eighth Avenue in Manhattan, Zip Code 10001.
He is so zealous that he does not even put tops no garbage cans; that way, mice can run free in them, eating and breeding, while they too carry bedbugs - as well as fleas and lice. Even a court order from 10 June of this year has so far been left unheeded. Who the hell is the DHCR in NYC to tell Simon to clean up? The smell of shit hits you in the face when you walk in sometimes...It's like perfume to him and his cousin, who is also zealous for the bugs.
Once, when a veteran of the Afghan war came and tried to clean, they kicked him out at 3am in the morning. If you don't like bedbugs, stay out...The vet, who said the place was worse than any third world country he had seen, was caught by the manager with his bed taken apart and a box full of cleaning equipment. That was it. The Yumin Management team went into action in a move that protected lots of bedbugs from being killed by this soldier - who was given his money back + $10 for the cleaning supplies, and told to hit the road.
Two Abercrombie & Fitch stores have had to close in Manhattan recently on account of bedbugs, and Upper East Siders have had to spend as much as $70,000 to clean their apartments after bedbug infestations...but just think, these places may have had relatives of the Vigilant Hotel bedbugs!
Which is a bit of a victory for bedbug lovers...and perhaps keeps Simon going strong, with the tops off of garbage cans, rodents shitting on the ceilings of the rooms - the ceilings are made of wire mesh, so the shit disinegrates and gets into people's lungs - another touch Simon may be proud of...Some people, like Burl and Desiree Mathias, a brother and sister staying at a Motel 6 in Chicago who were awarded $372,000 in punitive damages and $10,000 in actual damages after being bitten by bedbugs during their stay, may not like what goes on at the Vigilant, but no NYC official is going to take any action...a letter to the Mayor by Abercrombie & Fitch was ignored basically, so this is really really super duper good news...it means no one is going to do anything to stop Simon from being the # 1 BEDBUG PRODUCER IN THE WORLD! It may destroy the tourism industry in the city, it may start spreading disease, as these bugs are known to mutate so as to develop great sensivity to pathogens, but let not the mayor or his elected officials do anything to stop Simon and Yumin! Jihadis, and the Ski Mask Society, REJOICE! Imagine the city crawling with bedbugs while hapless city officials (remember Fletcher Vlandenburg?) do nothing but play....

This is Ski Mask Utopia...Simon is one of the best, better even than 'judge' Robin Shears who put a woman in jail for refusing to send her son to spend time at a prison with a serial rapist...eventually, we lost that round, but we can win on BEDBUGS! We love you Simon as you destroy your hotel and who knows how many other businesses in NYC!

Guardians who hate the UK

Thanks to the silence of the wolves in sheeps' clothing, the US has got Ian Norris - so a big thank you to Afua Hirsch and the other liberal do nothings who only whinge for themselves!

The northern nation of Norway has joined our Ski Mask International Team: SMIT. Welcome to our new SMIT member. We have alerted the entire SMIT team to the new threat from cannabis - endestin. It is not in the weed, it is in the seed. But the Norwegian police are onto it. Last month a suspect package arrived through the post, and it looked like any other innocent package containing porn or some other legal contents. But this one posed danger to society. Sent from Global Hemp, it contained seeds of the deadly weed, Cannabis sativa: hemp. Worse than smack or crack. This was the real thing, hemp. And so the SMIT team alerted the Norwegian SWAT teams who rose from their slumber, donned their Ski Mask Society uniforms and went on the rampage. SMIT and SWAT saved the day. It turned out that the seeds contained protein, and not just any protein, it had edistin. 65% of the protein in the seeds, or achenes as some pedantic botanist might call them, is edistin. But we're not fooled by the incredible edible edistin schtick, we know this is a danger to society. So thankfully, after a 7 hour siege, the package was sent back to Global Hemp. We are not relaxing security at this point though, the whole nation is now on green alert for more of these edistin containing hemp seeds.
Tune in next week for more of the adventures of SMIT and the anti-hemp brigade, which expects any minute to bust the likes of bloggers who promote hemp on sites such as Minawear, GeoMio, The Hemp Shop, and Hemp for Victory.

Tune in next week for more exciting adventures of the anti-hemp brigade, Tamsin Omond, Jonathan Ross and the Primrose Hill Society Brat Pack.

We are very unhappy here at the Mark of the Mask Foundation. For one thing, Jonathan Ross has been in exile in America, where he walks Main Street on a mission to return. And so he will, but he has lost pay. This must be corrected, I would hope that some money can be taken out of other things, like the NHS, and given to this hero of the society. Why are we giving money to sick people when there are cool people like Jonathan Ross losing dosh?
There are other reasons to be depressed as sell. The girl in the top image, Tam sin Omond, has not been able to pull off any more protests and has not made her own multi-million pound deal. In fact, lots of impolite bloggers have been making some quite disparaging remarks, especially over at www.hempforvictory.blogpost.com and www.schmoontherun.blogspot.com Is he on the run for something he said? Schmoo better hope we do not catch up with him!
And then there was a real shock at the end of last year, when we found out that the Queen made a big mistake and honoured six people for their heroism on 7/7 - but NO MENTION OF RACHEL NORTH! What kind of queen is this, and that is queen with a small q...
We're sick of people like William Rodriguez and Woody Harrelson getting all the attention for saving lives and environmental activism, we want RACHEL NORTH and TAMSIN OMOND to rule! Rule! That means, get Betty Windsor another job and let's have some real Queens (with a capital Q - and I do not mean Elton John) to rule for a long long time! Move over rocket man and anyone else, the Ski Mask Society is here to make sure we get respect for our people, especially rich kids!

Recently Jonathan Ross has been attacked! He made some very funny jokes about a Satanic Slut his friend Russel Brand screwed over a couch, and then did a public service by calling the girl's grandfather live on radio to let him know. For this he deserves a raise, we are starting to take a collection because not only did he not get a raise, but he got laid off for weeks. Imagine. We need to make this a priority and raise £16,000 a day to cover his losses. Eat less. Buy less. Send your money to the Ross Cause, a non-registered charity audited by Doofus McDoofus. We cannot just let him go without.
We do not need petitions for people like Gary Mckinnon or Kerry Howes, don't worry about them, they can get screwed in US jails and rot, but we have a real emergency here with Jonathan Ross. Help us out. Give till you got nothing left, then go rob a deli and give some more.

THE WEED IS GONNA GET WHACKED!

This here is a field of mary -j- wanna. The evil weed. There are some folks think just cause we can make rope and paper and medicine and food and other useful items from it we ought to grow it. Dirt like George Washington think like that - Thomas Jefferson - but we have George Bush and not these founding father guys to lead the Homeland. So the homeland will be hemp free, and people elsewhere like Kenyon Gibson who write about this on hemp blogs are our enemy. But we have other enemies. Just think, there is going to be an article on hemp in the Ecologist. So we may want to do a protest outside their offices in London, and then we will head to the BBC to demand more money for Jonathan Ross. The Ross Cause is not forgotten.

And other causes are not forgotten either. We have our eyes on the law lords who are not bowing the the US and sending over innocent citizens - now they are deliberating the cause of Gary Mckinnon, and we would like to see him sent over to set a precedent so we can get more people in orange jumps suits. And these will not be made of hemp.

We want more SUVs on the streets and boots on the ground in Eye-raq. We do not want electric cars and solar powered turbines. Or other alternatives to energy.

Remeber the good ol' days when men sent their wives to get raped on the wedding night to the Lord of the land? Droits de seigneur. I say have them back again and let's shut up all these environmentalists. We can allow some of them to work, for instance, those who want to grow more cotton. Since this will deplete the water supply, then people will get more humble and we can bring back all those good laws. Really cool people and people like Jonathan Ross will make more money and we will have won.

WE ARE GOING TO GET YOU GUYS!

The guy in the subersive shirt is Tony Gosling, who was arrested by 10 cops and had his door battered down, his computer and mobile taken.

There were no charges pressed but we do not need charges - we are out to make society safe from people who ask awkward questions, and Tony has asked too many awkward questions.

Some of his friends are questioning the integrity of Rachel North - who in our opinion is a saint and ought to be the Queen! Rachel North is a heroine who no one ought to ever question. Especially Tony Gosling.

And his girlfriend. We had her arrested as well. Best to teach your whole family a lesson. The press is our tool and idle minds are our workshop, and we are hard at work. So watch out.

Talking about families, we are going to deal with Natalie Bracht. Natalie Bracht is on the run with her 5 kids after getting tipped off that we were going to take them away. We hate when people interfere. We send lots of cops to arrest people and bash in their doors and mess up their lives when they do that. The general public better take note. Do not ask questions and try to stop us. We are superior to your laws, your government, your queen, your whole way of life. We will be nice to you if you obey.

Now, Natalie Bracht is Jewish, but she is the wrong kind of Jewish. For one thing, she speaks German, so good Jews whom we like and approve of might call her sabonim, Hebrew for 'soap'. And she is on record saying she refused to join the sayanim, that is, Mossad helpers. A rabbi was nice to her and asked her to join, but she insists she did not, so now he is not nice to her, and we are going to get her! Take her kids to teach this sabon a lesson. She should also not be saying that there are plans for a bomb in Belfast to make it look like Moslems and help start a war with Syria. She ought to keep her mouth shut and listen to us. We are important, and anyone who contradicts us or asks awkward questions is going to get labelled a loony. We send the press is to act nice, then we get your mugshot in the papers to vilify you and your mates.

The Ski Mask Society is thus helping the world! The world rejoices when we arrest awkward people, and it will rejoice when we get Natalie Bracht. We will get her and teach her not to talk about the possibility that 7/7 was an inside job! And then we are going to come after the rest of you, even if lots of you are Jewish, because then you are the wrong kind of Jewish, like Barbara Hatch Rosenberg who asked awkward questions about the anthrax attacks. The FBI agreed with her, but those were the wrong kind of FBI agents, so we have to get them too. We have files on Barry Chamish, Jarred Israel, Danny Goldberg, all of you.

And then everyone can get a microchip in their hand. This is ORDER! And with that order, we can put Rachel North in charge and shut you all up, especially bloggers who question Rachel North's story. And we can shut down physics911.net! We can arrest David Ray Griffin and William Rodriguez! And then things will happen to other researchers as happened to Mike Zebuhr!

Tony Gosling is free, but in the future, bear in mind that we are looking to send you all to secret camps in Eastern Europe as Joe Scarborough demanded on MSNBC. That is the press we like because it supports our super duper agenda!